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Top 10 Strangest
Profile Header Messages - 3
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine Awhile back, Online Dating Magazine published the
Top 10
Strangest Profile Header Messages and a followup.
But strange profile header messages are popping up
everywhere, allowing us to present our third installment
on what we consider
the strangest profile subjects that people
actually use in their
profile headers. And the winners are...
10) Sherlock aint got nothing on
me!
9) You
can’t make me put anything
here.
8) I never grow older cause I drink
from waterfalls.
7) Never
thought I’d have an admirer from overseas, but
somebody’s sending me stationary filled with
chimpanzees.
6) eenie, meenie, miney, moe; catch
this woman by her toe.
5) I
want Mr. Sensitivity since Mr. Right doesn’t
exist!
4) Where is my plastic surgeon?
3) Did you know that 1 in 12 kids
gets their head stuck in a bucket?
2) I’m
the Love Pirate and I'm here for your booty!
and the number one strangest profile header we found...
1) My prince took the wrong
turn, got lost, and was too damn stubborn to ask
for directions.
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